It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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