is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
don't judge my taste in strippers
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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