when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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