I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize