his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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