STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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