your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
