Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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