What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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