Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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