ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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