So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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