And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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