the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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