just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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