Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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