I cockslap morals
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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