Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
