Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
