i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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