The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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