She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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