At least make sure they are 18
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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