suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize