You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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