He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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