There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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