who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize
