It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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