I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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