so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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