I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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