you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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