I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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