went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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