ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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