and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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