you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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