She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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