he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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