Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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