And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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