Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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