I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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