What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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