are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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