is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
