i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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