He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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