Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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