She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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