So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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