me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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