I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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